To Mr. Bill Gates

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for
our home and we have found
some problems, which I want to
bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'Start' but
there is no 'Stop' button. We
request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any 'Re-
scooter' is available in system? I
find only 'Re-cycle', but I own a
scooter at my home.
3. There is 'Find' button but it is
not working properly. My wife
lost the door key and we tried a
lot trace the key with this 'find'
button, but was unable to trace.
Please rectify this problem also.
4. My child learnt 'Microsoft Word'
now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence', so when you will
provide that?
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse
and keyboard, but there is only
one icon which shows 'My
Computer': when you will provide
the remaining items?
6.. It is surprising that windows
says 'MY Pictures' but there is not
even a single photo of mine. So
when will you keep my photo in
that.
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE'
what about 'MICROSOFT HOME'
since I use the PC at home only.
8. You provided 'My Recent
Documents'. When you will
provide 'My Past Documents'?
9. You provide 'My Network
Places'. For God sake please do
not provide 'My Secret Places'. I
do not want to let my wife know
where I go after my office hours.
Regards,
***********
P.S.
Last one to Mr.. Bill Gates: Sir, how
is it that your name is GATES but
you are selling WINDOWS? Please
let me know about your 'thinking'
behind this Business enterprise.
Gates selling Windows..I still am
unable to get over this.


Priyanga